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    hahahahahahha

    he did the monster mash

    Take a dump in a box and mark it "Guaranteed"….Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Chicken wings!

    Over weight, not too bright, spastic (yet incredibly agile), Innocent, sincere, desperately trying to make his way in an unknown unfamiliar world. Yet he never gives up trying, funny as hell, wonderful character, and the perfect comedian to play that part !

    Someone sold 12 people guaranteed piece of shit.

    If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it "guaranteed", I can do it – I have spare time.

    "BUILDIN MODEL AIRPLANES" says the little fairy.

    Money is missing from the drawer and your daughter is knocked up….I've seen it a thousand times. 

    "Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up! I've seen it a hundred times…"

    It makes me sad that hardly anyone ever gets the reference.

    Guaranteed piece of shit….classic…god I love that

    (R.I.P.)

    Lol that guy was in that crummy "My Pet Monster" film.

    He says a guaranteed piece of shit

    Yeah, people write stuff like this and believe they're working some magic with the character. All I see is a fat guy moving up a flight o' stairs with a reasonable degree of grace. RIP Farley. I did enjoy your "Van-down-by-the-river Guy."

    The humor was that he was smart all along when everyone thought he was a moron. You would know that if you watched the movie.

    Yeah just like sandy hook is only ever related to gun control

    Yes, it was funny. But if I were you, I wouldn't be on YouTube asking questions like this. I'd be out looking for my sense of humor

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